It was reported today on www.iomonline.co.im that the boss of the Venda claimed that the Manx online shopping portal www.shopiom.com is ‘visionary’.
As I don’t really agree with what Dan Wagner (The Venda Boss) has said or the decision taken by the DTI to use a UK based company and pay such considerable fees using the Manx tax payers cash (Freedom to Flourish in action), I thought I would share with you a some song lyrics of that 1998 classic by the Vengaboys – The Venga Bus, that I have adapted only slightly to indicate my true feelings on the matter, so here goes.
If you cant remember the tune and how it goes, check out this link on youtube so you can get the jist of the tune!
Vendaboys – Venda Boss Lyrics
I like to party (Dan Wagner)
I like, I like to party
I like to party
I like, I like to party
I like to party
I like, I like to party
I like to party (I’m not flippin surprised!)
I’ve got something to tell ya
I’ve got news for you
Gonna put some online retail wheels in motion
Get ready ’cause we’re coming through
Hey now, hey now, here’s what I say now
Online retail happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here’s what I say now
I’ll be there for you (for only £265,000)
The VendaBoss is coming
And everybody’s jumping
From Ramsey to Santon
A manx government fiasco
The wheel of fortunes turning
And the taxpayers pounds are burning
So if you like to part with your money
Get on and shopiom
I like to party
I like, I like to party
I like to party
I like, I like to party
Gonna put some online retail wheels in motion
Get ready ’cause we’re coming through
Hey now, hey now, here’s what I say now
Online retail happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here’s what I say now
I’ll be there for you (for only £265,000)
The VendaBoss is coming
And everybody’s jumping
Ramsey to Santon
A manx government fiasco
The wheel of fortunes turning
And the taxpayers pounds are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
The VendaBoss is coming, the VendaBoss is coming
The VendaBoss is coming, the VendaBoss is..
I must admit I really hated that song when it came out, but I am quite liking the new version!